Bad Designs on Campus - Submission

Evil Parking Payment Stations


Problem description: Easily, the worst design is right here on North Campus, in the visitor's parking area of Pierpont Commons.  It's those evil parking payment stations that require you to remember your parking space # (when your mind is busy with more important things) and walk (usually out of your way) to pay for your parking time.

Once you figure out how to key in your parking space number, the digital readout gives you a confused idea of how much time you've actually paid for. Oftentimes you'll walk over to the station to find
out it's not working.  Wonderful. The old-fashioned parking meters don't break down like these delicate, yet evil little hot-house orchids.  Who knows, you still might get a ticket.

Adding to its diabolical inconvenience is its weasle-ly means of obtaining extra money.  You see, unlike a parking meter, you can never be the benificiary of parking in a space with unused minutes.  Oh no,
you're not to be told how much PAID time is left the space.  You just pay again and the revenues overlap.

It's just an incredibly evil set up that creates ill-will and bitterness amongst the people who use it.  Now, who wants to create a design the grubs more quarters from poor students or regular people who
just want to do some quick banking or grab a bite to eat.  The whole parking set up is horribly designed to begin with,so why do they aggravate the situation with these EVIL PARKING PAYMENT STATIONS?

Proposed solution:My solution?  Let the student with the most *paid* parking tickets take a sledgehammer to these monstrosities, and have the university do the right and honorable thing and put up old-fashioned parking meters like they have everywhere else.

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